Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker SPOILER REVIEW:

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker was directed by J.J. Abrams, this was poised to be the epic finale to the Skywalker saga, and the end to this trilogy. Unfortunately, it wasn’t as epic as it looked, there are lot of misfires that were made, and decisions that were made with certain characters. It also didn’t help that the film felt rushed, and that it also felt like Disney ran out of ideas. For instance, when they introduce Emperor Palpatine you don’t get any background on how or why he is alive, and they don’t even wait a little bit to introduce the Emperor, which could’ve created a suspense around the Emperor. The Emperor’s plan even sucks, its just escalated style of the Death Star except they are Star Destroyers that destroy whole planets, and they get destroyed pretty easily.

Now onto the actual story which feels like a Indiana Jones story in space or any of the treasure hunting films, it really didn’t feel like Star Wars story until the end with Palpatine. The plotting felt like video game where each character they run into tells them exposition, and then onto the next place. What this type of plotting does to the movie is make certain characters that could have been cool like Keri Russell’s character feel like a plot device. Another character it made feel like a plot device was Lando Calirissian an iconic character from the original trilogy, and he is good with what he was given, but he kind of felt pushed in. The story should have been what Colin Treverrow wrote before when he was on as director, it felt like Star Wars story.

Where the biggest misfires happened are the character decisions that were made with Rey, Finn, Kylo Ren, Poe, and General Hux. First of all, Rey felt way too overpowered, and when we find out that she is a Palpaine it doesn’t feel right, because when did Palpatine have children. Another thing that really sucks about the whole Palpatine thing is that there could have been potential there by making her Dark Rey, but all we get is a little lightning, and a vision of Kylo Ren as Dark Rey. The biggest character that was handled the worst was Kylo Ren because he is basically a retread of what Darth Vader and that decision could have been good if they set it up better. He is just not as redeemable as Darth Vader because of what he did in The Force Awakens in killing Han Solo his father and The Last Jedi by messing with Rey’s head. He flips to the good side like that, and there is barely any struggle, then moments later he sacrifices himself, and top that off Rey kisses him, which isn’t earned at all. When looking through the entire trilogy clearly Rey and Finn were supposed to be together in the end, and that is just thrown away. This leads into the character of Finn, which is basically wasted through the entirety of the film, constantly having something to tell Rey. Which we never find that out until the director tells us that what Finn was trying to say was that he was force sensitive. Now this last character kind of connects to Finn in away, and that is Poe who just like Finn is wasted throughout the entirety of the film. They are also given one of the most cringe worthy scenes where they say they fly now when they see storm troopers with jet packs. The thing is Finn and Poe should know that because they have been flying since the clone wars, the only reason Disney showed this is to sell toys, and even the director cringed when the scene happened.

Now that the negative is out of the way onto the positives, in which the biggest things this film has going for it is nostalgia, spectacle, and great actors. The nostalgia really shows in this film, whether it be the return of Lando, Tattooine, or the voices of all the Jedi in the end. Another big moment is an appearance of Han Solo as a force projection, which is one of the best moments in the film. The biggest nostalgia factor is the fact that Emperor Palpatine returns in good but cheesy role. The coolest aspects of Palpatine are what he plans to do with Rey which is basically have her kill him to become the new Sith, and the overall eerie look of the Emperor. Some the best aspects of the film also include C3-PO who is given more to do, and the introduction of Babu Friek who steals all the scenes he was in. All the nostalgia heavily contributes to the overall spectacle of the film, and it is epic in some moments, planets, and battles.

Now this isn’t the worst Star Wars movie ever, but it definitely is towards the bottom, and this is a disappointing end to an otherwise great saga. If anything this film makes me appreciate The Last Jedi which I really do not like at all because of the same reasons as The Rise of Skywalker. This also really makes me feel like the future of Star Wars is TV with The Mandalorian, Obi-Wan, Cassian Andor all coming to Disney+ or are already on the service. Hopefully this review doesn’t cause a stir up the pot even more, and hopefully when the next Star Wars movie comes we can go back to the way Star Wars was when it first came back with The Force Awakens, and Rogue One.

2020 Oscars Nominations:

BEST PICTURE:Ford V. Ferrari, The Irishman, Jojo Rabbit, Joker, Little Women, Marriage Story, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, 1917, and Parasite

BEST ACTRESS: Cynthia Erivo, Harriet Scarlett Johansson, Marriage Story Saoirse Ronan, Little Women Charlize Theron, Bombshell Renée Zellweger, Judy

BEST ACTOR: Antonio Banderas, Pain and Glory Leonardo DiCaprio, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Adam Driver, Marriage Story Jonathan Pryce, The Two Popes

BEST ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE: Kathy Bates, Richard Jewell Laura Dern, Marriage Story Scarlett Johansson, Jojo Rabbit Florence Pugh, Little Women Margot Robbie, Bombshell

BEST ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE: Brad Pitt, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Al Pacino, The Irishman Joe Pesci, The Irishman Tom Hanks, A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood Anthony Hopkins, The Two Popes

BEST DIRECTOR: Bong Joon Ho, Parasite Sam Mendez, 1917 Todd Phillips, Joker Martin Scorsese, The Irishman Quentin Tarantino, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: The Irishman Jojo Rabbit Joker Little Women The Two Popes

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY: 1917 Knives Out Marriage Story Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Parasite

BEST ANIMATED FEAURE: How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World, I Lost My Body, Klaus, Missing Link, and Toy Story 4

BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN: The Irishman, Jojo Rabbit, 1917, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, and Parasite

BEST FILM EDITING: Ford V. Ferrari, The Irishman, Jojo Rabbit, Joker, and Parasite

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY: 1917, The Irishman, Joker, The Lighthouse, and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS: Avengers: Endgame, The Irishman, The Lion King, 1917, and Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

BEST COSTUME DESIGN: The Irishman, Jojo Rabbit, Joker, Little Women, and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

BEST SOUND MIXING: Ad Astra, Ford V. Ferrari, Joker, 1917, and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

BEST SOUND EDITING: Ford V. Ferrari, Joker, 1917, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, and Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

BEST ORIGINAL SONG: “I Can’t Let You Throw Yourself Away,” Toy Story 4 “(I’m Gonna) Love Me Again,” Rocketman “I’m Standing With You,” Breakthrough “Into the Unknown,” Frozen II “Stand Up,” Harriet

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE: Joker, Little Women, Marriage Story, 1917, and Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

BEST MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING: Bombshell, Joker, Judy, Maleficent: Mistress of Evil, and 1917

2020 OSCAR SNUBS:

Supporting Actor: Willem Dafoe, The Lighthouse

Best Actor: Adam Sandler: Uncut Gems, Robert De Niro: The Irishman, Taron Edgerton: Rocketman, Shia Lebeouf: Honey Boy, or Peanut Butter Falcon, Eddie Murphy: Dolemite is my Name

Best Actress: Lupita Nyong’o, Us, Florence Pugh, Midsommar

Best Original Score: Us, and Avengers: Endgame

Best Picture: Avengers: Endgame

Avengers Endgame Movie Review: SPOILER REVIEW

ITS THE ENDGAME NOW!!

When the Marvel Cinematic Universe started with Iron Man in 2008, no one thought it would’ve reached the popularity and growth it did. Now fast forward to 2019 we have gotten even more heroes that came to the big screen, and even a few teams have formed. The saga all comes to a close in Avengers Endgame a culmination of 22 films, directed by Anthony, and Joe Russo. It all comes to an epic end in this, a riveting and engrossing film from beginning to end. This film is filled to the brim with all kinds of characters and it works and doesn’t feel overstuffed. It even has time in the beginning flesh out characters, and it completely works.

Whatever it takes-Captain America

There is really only one thing that doesn’t work and that is Captain Marvel she just feels wasted. It ends the arcs of Iron Man, Captain America, and Black Widow all in fantastic ways. Iron Man sacrifices himself by snapping away Thanos. Black Widow sacrifices herself for the soul stone and for Hawkeye on Vormir. Captain America goes back in time and stays with Peggy.m Carter returning as an old man reminiscing about her. This film also does some interesting things with characters we already knew. For instance, Thor becomes depressed over what happens in Infinity War and he lets himself go and becomes a drunk. The Hulk combines both the brains and brawn to become a Smart Hulk. We also find out Captain America is worthy of Thor’s Hammer. Even people don’t like superhero films they can’t deny they have spectacle to them. The last battle scene is something to see on the big screen it is absolutely breathtaking, and maybe the best piece cinema ever. This film shows that Marvel films aren’t just superhero films, they actually have stuff to say and things to do, and at 3 hours and 2 minutes Avengers Endgame does not feel rushed, or boring. The Marvel Cinematic Universe when looking back through the saga I would consider it the innovative thing in cinema and it will change the template for many years to come.

Rating: 10/10


I…Am Iron Man,
I love you 3000-Iron Man

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!-Captain America

2017 Film Rankings:

LOGAN

Blade Runner 2049

The Shape Of Water

Baby Driver

Thor Ragnarok

The Disaster Artist

Coco

Dunkirk

War For The Planet Of The Apes

Hostiles

DETROIT

I, Tonya

The Florida Project

The Darkest Hour

IT

LOGAN LUCKY

SPLIT

CREEP 2

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri

Molly’s Game

Get Out

Lady Bird

Call Me By Your Name

Stronger

The Big Sick

A Good Time

John Wick 2

Wonder

Band Aid

Brawl in Cell Block 99

Spider-Man Homecoming

All the Money in the World

Wind River

Better Watch Out

Ingrid Goes West

Wonder Woman

Annabelle: Creation

Girls Trip

Happy Death Day

Mom and Dad

Killing Gunther

LUCKY

Guardians of the galaxy volume 2

Gerald’s Game

The LEGO BATMAN MOVIE

SCORE: A Music Documentary

Mayhem

Meyerowitz Stories

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

Kingsman The Golden Circle

Colossal

To The Bone

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

THE LEGO NINJAGO MOVIE

A Bad Moms Christmas

Valerian and the city of a thousand planets

The Hitman’s Bodyguard

Free Fire

Justice League

Brigsby Bear

Bright

The Hero

Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie

Kong: Skull Island

Gifted

The Little Hours

A Cure for Wellness

The Belko Experiment

Going in Style

Power Rangers

LIFE

Cars 3

The Mummy

It Comes At Night

Fist Fight

Hellraiser: Judgement

Beauty and the beast

The Founder

The House

Atomic Blonde

Sleight

Phantom Thread

Death Note

T2: Trainspotting

The Wall

Despicable Me 3

Alien: Covenant

Boss Baby

The Dark Tower

The Greatest Showman

Jigsaw

Transformers 5

The Emoji Movie: Express Yourself

2018 Film Rankings:

2018

Avengers: Infinity War

OVERLORD

Bad Times at the El Royale

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

At Eternity’s Gate

Vice

Bohemian Rhapsody

Wreck it Ralph 2: Ralph Breaks the Internet

A Quiet Place

Halloween 2018

You Were Never Really Here

Three Identical Strangers

Bumblebee

Creed II

Incredibles 2

Bodied

Green Book

Instant Family

Revenge

Can You Ever Forgive Me?

Old man and the Gun

Suspiria 2018

Robin Williams Come Inside my mind

American Animals

Hereditary

WIDOWS

A Private War

Anna and the Apocalypse

First Man

Mid90s

The Favourite

Blackkansman

Won’t You Be My Neighbor?

Annihilation

Game Night

Ant-Man and The Wasp

Ready Player One

Mission Impossible: FALLOUT

PADDINGTON 2

Blood Fest

Sicario 2: Day Of The Soldado

A Star is Born

Ballad of Buster Scruggs

White Boy Rick

THE PREDATOR

SLICE

Eighth Grade

Best F(r)iends Volume 1:

MANDY

Hearts Beat Loud

Christopher Robin

UPGRADE

The Oath

Hell Fest

Searching

Love, Simon

Blockers

TAG

Assassination Nation

The Happytime Murders

Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich

Ghost Stories

Land of Steady Habits

Isle of Dogs

Super Troopers 2

Mary Poppins Returns

Black Panther

Solo: A Star Wars Story

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

The Meg

The Package

Batman Ninja

Early Man

Kodachrome

Mom and Dad

A Futile and Stupid Gesture

The House with a Clock in its Walls

Seth Rogen’s Hilarity for Charity

The First Purge

The Sister Brothers

Rampage

A Wrinkle in Time

Tomb Raider

Insidious The Last Ley

The Cloverfield Paradox

Venom

Hurricane Heist

The Nun

Holmes and Watson

2019 Film Ranking:

2019 Movie Ranking:

AVENGERS: ENDGAME

The Lighthouse

Peanut Butter Falcon

Joker

Rocketman!

Knives Out

Uncut Gems

Ready or Not!

The Irishman

Marriage Story

John Wick 3 Parabellum

Doctor Sleep

Us

Dolemite is my name

Toy Story 4

IT CHAPTER TWO

Once Upon A Time in Hollywood

Freaks

Zombieland 2: Double Tap

Good Boys

Child’s Play

Skin

Haunt

Long Shot

SHAZAM!

Booksmart

Crawl

Little Monsters

Fighting with my family

The Perfection

Brightburn

Wrinkles the Clown

Yesterday

MidSommar

Godzilla: King Of Monsters

Hobbs and Shaw

Alita Battle Angel

Madness in the Method

The Upside

Cold Pursuit

Beach Bum

Batman VS TMNT

Happy Death Day 2U

The Kid Who Would Be King

LEGO Movie 2

Pokémon Detective Pikachu

GLASS

Escape Room

Star Wars The Rise Of Skywalker

Aladdin

Pet Sematary

Leprechaun Returns

Captain Marvel

CHANGELAND

The Man Who Killed Don Quixote

Annabelle Comes Home

The Banana Splits Movie

Dragged Across Concrete

The Man Who Killed Hitler and then Bigfoot

Velvet Buzzsaw

Gabriel Iglesias One show fits all

Scary Stories to tell in the Dark

Isn’t it romantic

Hellboy

STUBER

LAST LAUGH

The Lighthouse Review: A Hallucinatory Horror movie

The Lighthouse is directed by Robert Eggers who also directed The Witch. It stars Willem Dafoe, and Robert Pattinson as Lighthouse keepers and their descent into madness. This is the type of film that starts of slow as it is told through black and white. It is riveting and and mesmerizing no matter how brutal, and weird it can Willem Dafoe is probably at his peak in this film, and churns out the best performance of 2019. Yes it can be weird a lot of the time but that is all forgotten by the charm of the actors on film and how good they are. The cinematography is absolutely gorgeous as well as it almost feels like it came out in 1930s or 40s. The crazy thing when looking at this film from the outside it almost should not work because it’s just Robert Pattinson, and Willem Dafoe the whole film and it is black and white, but it absolutely does. It also makes me anticipate A24’s future films and see what other crazy ideas come out of the company.

How long have we been on this rock? Five weeks? Two days? Help me to recollect.-Thomas Wake
Why did you spill your beans?-Thomas Wake

JUST TO WARN THE READERS BEFORE SEEING THIS FILM, BE PREPARED FOR ABSOLUTE INSANITY!!!

Rating: 10/10